10 Jokes

1)
-What do you call a rabbit that’s been sitting out for a while?
-A dust bunny.

2)
-Why did the dove fly south for the winter?
-Because it’s warmer.

3)
-Knock Knock
-Who’s there?
-Rabbits
-Rabbits who?
-Nah…owls who

4)
-Knock Knock
-Who’s there?
-Piglet
-Piglet who?
-Piglet Jackson the third. We had an appointment…

5)
Two people meet on a barge. One says to the other, “Ya think?” the other replies, “What do you mean?”

6)
-What did the fan say to the paperclips?
-“I’m so glad you’re here. I’m a really big fan.”

7)
-Why couldn’t the crow sit over the traffic any longer?
-It was out of breath from warning all the pedestrians.

8)
-What did the flower say to the pasture?
-“I’m right outside the fence”

9)
-Who were Mozart’s influences?
This one’s not a joke, I just want to know.

10)
-What did the doctor say to the leaky watch?
-“I’m afraid you’re running out of time.”
(written by allie)

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