-What do you call a rabbit that’s been sitting out for a while?
-A dust bunny.
-Why did the dove fly south for the winter?
-Because it’s warmer.
-Piglet Jackson the third. We had an appointment…
Two people meet on a barge. One says to the other, “Ya think?” the other replies, “What do you mean?”
-What did the fan say to the paperclips?
-“I’m so glad you’re here. I’m a really big fan.”
-Why couldn’t the crow sit over the traffic any longer?
-It was out of breath from warning all the pedestrians.
-What did the flower say to the pasture?
-“I’m right outside the fence”
-Who were Mozart’s influences?
This one’s not a joke, I just want to know.
-What did the doctor say to the leaky watch?
-“I’m afraid you’re running out of time.”
(written by allie)